Married Friend #3 felt like sharing some of her wisdom with me today: 'Darling, you know when they tell you that what is important in a long-term relationship is friendship, companionship, having a laugh together? That at end the of the day, after many years together, these are the important qualities that count? Don't believe them, darling. On day 1, as on day 3650, nothing matters more than fancying each other's undergarments off. Just think about it, who will really miss the shared little habits, the comfort that comes with having seen each other ill, drunk and without make up, if they aren't cemented by intimacy and wild sex? I am not sure what good marriages look like, but I do know bad ones. And I have never seen a marriage going sour for too much action under the sheets. Maybe too much bad action. Yes, darling, that is true, actually. You really need to make sure you have a great romping partner. Otherwise, can you imagine spending your life tied to wrong bedpost?'
We have been warned.
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