The lost art of keeping a secret

Out for dinner with Male Friend #2 and The Venerable, both in a very funny mood (funny ha ha as well as funny oh oh).

After a short while, it was quite clear that the three of us are absolutely useless at gossip. We had no idea whatsoever of what was going on with most of the people around us. So, to counterbalance, we decided to make up some rumors to spread around.

And their imagination went wild! Most of the stories they could come up with involved nakedness (ehm, sleepwalking naked to work may result in arrest before being sacked..), ghosts (of dead soap opera characters!), woman on woman action (of course), affairs with incredibly ugly dudes (really?).. absolutely nothing believable.

Awesome.

I know my secretes are very very safe with them.